Is it OK to listen to Michael Jackson any more?

Michael Jackson when announcing plans for a summer residency at the O2 Arena in 2009. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)Michael Jackson when announcing plans for a summer residency at the O2 Arena in 2009. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
Michael Jackson when announcing plans for a summer residency at the O2 Arena in 2009. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
There was time, in an age long before drive-thru dry cleaners and stuffed crust pizzas, that I was something of a performer.

Not a very good one I hasten to add but a performer nonetheless and one that was often seen, microphone in hand in some of the less salubrious bars and pubs in towns and villages across the land.

If there was a karaoke on, I would be there, usually fuelled by a pint or six of whatever was pound a pint that week along with a year’s worth of pork scratchings or scampi fries. Singing would be to overstate it but old favourites would be belted out including hits from Rod Stewart, Tom Jones, The Rolling Stones and very occasionally I would do my best not to massacre the peerless works of Elvis.

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