Piddinghoe
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THE DREADED TELEPHONE MENUS: Can there be anything more irritating than being told to press infinite numbers in an attempt to speak to a human, and at the end of it not getting there? The effrontery is to then be told that if you press number 5 you can hear the menu again. The other irritant is to hang on a line for 20 minutes and be told ‘Your call is important to us’ yet so important that no-one wants to answer it.
SMILE FOR THE DAY: Where do fairies and elves go for medical treatment? The National Elf Service.
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